I read somewhere that I should listen to audio books while I am texting on the toilet and brushing my teeth at the same time. Really successful people are wired to acquire a continuous feed of GAIN. I was really digging this TED TALKS video until she hit her big epiphany.

 I AM A LESBIAN

I nearly spit out my coffee. “NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!”

What a waste of content. Now it only applies to rainbow bright.