THE TROUBLE WITH BEFORE PICTURES #day5

“How can I be this f*cking stupid!” That was my thought this morning as I realized that I have run out of time. The deadline to upload BEFORE pictures is today. Of course I procrastinated. Why wouldn’t I wait until the clock is about to run out? Tick. Tick. Tick. #whiterabbit   I still have […]

KNOWING YOUR OWN POWER #fire #dragon

6:23 am #day4 Today is day four of the Oxygen Magazine Fitness Challenge. If you are not familiar with the contest I hope you will follow my story and then if it comes back around again, I hope you enter it. I wish that everyone could be on the journey I am on. These next […]

WHO FALLS IN LOVE WITH A CARPET CLEANER?

1:04pm Day three of the fitness challenge feels like more life being more life. I made myself eat lunch, barely. Right now I have a wad of chicken breast sitting on my desk and an apple I started to eat at some point. I could have sworn I grabbed a fresher one, but I suppose […]

MY BODY IS MY BUSINESS: day three

Fitness is cramping my style… 6:02 am I woke up with leg cramps sometime in the middle of night. I think it must have been close to morning because it seemed like as soon as I relaxed to free the tension of my muscles the morning was back to say, “WAKE UP.” I didn’t want […]

MY BODY IS MY BUSINESS: day two

It was near midnight when I made it home from the gym. I considered skipping the workout entirely when I realized that day two of Erin’s fitness program is a rest day. “A rest day already?” I was disappointed to see the stop so soon after I had just barely gotten started. “I could just […]

MY BODY IS MY BUSINESS: Day One #TeamAmber #CoachErin

7:24 pm. The Oxygen Magazine fitness contest has begun and I feel alone and empty. I feel stupid for even wanting to win and I do want to win the cover of the magazine. Then I ask myself if I am willing to do what it will take to succeed. Then I wonder if I […]

IS FOOD BETTER THAN SEX?? #foodslut #weightloss

Today is the first day of my fitness/f*ckIcan’teatpizza challenge. I am thinking about sex, pizza, sex, pizza, sex, and can I get cashews on that pizza??

THE OFFICIAL DAY ONE OF OXYGEN MAGAZINE’S FITNESS CHALLENGE

“This is why you broke up with me,” I said to him as he was taking my before pictures. “Don’t be ridiculous. You broke up with me remember. Do you know how many women would kill to have your before pictures? You should have worn a swim suit when we went to Wild Waves. Your […]