Today is the first day of my fitness/f*ckIcan’teatpizza challenge. I am thinking about sex, pizza, sex, pizza, sex, and can I get cashews on that pizza??
Dear Tracy Benson, Of course I will pull my pants down for you! I wish that my bum didn’t have so many lumps but I have been eating a lot of sugar. I think the sweets I have been eating coagulated in my rump in the form of sugar cubes. When I sit down the […]
We tell our children that college is the only way to a better future. I grew up believing that intelligence is absolute power and it was for that reason that I was never concerned about what college I got into. I knew that it didn’t really matter. I knew that all I needed was the […]
1) I bit the head off that gummie-bear before it died. 2) Your unicorn didn’t run away. I’m riding it. … 3) My imaginary friend knows your imaginary friend and mine told me that yours will come back when you open your mind. No ransom needed. 4) My voices tell me I am crazy wonderful. […]
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