I NEED A TOUGH LOVER WITH TEETH

Posted on July 23, 2015 by Amber Garibay

IS FOOD BETTER THAN SEX?? #foodslut #weightloss

Posted on July 15, 2015 by Amber Garibay

Today is the first day of my fitness/f*ckIcan’teatpizza challenge. I am thinking about sex, pizza, sex, pizza, sex, and can I get cashews on that pizza??

COULD YOU HAVE OCD? Where are my keys?

Posted on July 12, 2015 by Amber Garibay

The formatting on the last blog I wrote is an absolute mess and I do not know how to fix it. It is WRONG. It is killing ME!! ‪#‎OCDconfession‬ ‪#‎blogmess‬ ‪#‎wherearemykeys‬ #AmberGaribay

DEAR NORMAL

Posted on March 12, 2015 by Amber Garibay

1) I bit the head off that gummie-bear before it died. 2) Your unicorn didn’t run away. I’m riding it. … 3) My imaginary friend knows your imaginary friend and mine told me that yours will come back when you open your mind. No ransom needed. 4) My voices tell me I am crazy wonderful. […]