Tag Archives: laugh
IS FOOD BETTER THAN SEX?? #foodslut #weightloss
Today is the first day of my fitness/f*ckIcan’teatpizza challenge. I am thinking about sex, pizza, sex, pizza, sex, and can I get cashews on that pizza??
COULD YOU HAVE OCD? Where are my keys?
The formatting on the last blog I wrote is an absolute mess and I do not know how to fix it. It is WRONG. It is killing ME!! #OCDconfession #blogmess #wherearemykeys #AmberGaribay
DEAR NORMAL
1) I bit the head off that gummie-bear before it died. 2) Your unicorn didn’t run away. I’m riding it. … 3) My imaginary friend knows your imaginary friend and mine told me that yours will come back when you open your mind. No ransom needed. 4) My voices tell me I am crazy wonderful. […]