1) I bit the head off that gummie-bear before it died. 2) Your unicorn didn’t run away. I’m riding it. … 3) My imaginary friend knows your imaginary friend and mine told me that yours will come back when you open your mind. No ransom needed. 4) My voices tell me I am crazy wonderful. […]
“Babe, have you seen my black hoodie?” he asked me as I stood in the kitchen looking at the disaster I make. I am sure that it is me making all the mess. It has to be me. “Yes, check the front closet.” I said it like it could be hanging there. I knew that […]
Fred Gailey: Your Honor, every one of these letters is addressed to Santa Claus. The Post Office has delivered them. Therefore the Post Office Department, a branch of the Federal Governent, recognizes this man Kris Kringle to be the one and only Santa Claus. Judge Henry X. Harper: Uh, since the United States Government declares […]
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