Tag Archives: rubber chicken
THINKSPACE: A MILLIONAIRE MINDSET
Today is day sixteen of the Oxygen Fitness Magazine challenge. I need to remind myself that I am in the midst of fierce competition so that I remain focused, except my focus is not on fitness, my focus is on real life. This contest is not about building the perfect body. It’s not even about […]
LIFE AND MY BEAUTIFUL TRAGEDY
This happened today before noon. I did not see the car run her down on the road, but surely it did. I saw her riding her bike near the crosswalk as I slowed to wait and then all at once she was gone. My mind was in shock to see her suddenly vanished when just […]
HELP ME. HELP ME. HELP ME. HELP MY CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD.
Hi. My name is Amber Garibay and if you have yet to know of me I will tell you that I am a woman who is going places. Where am I going??? I don’t know… Places. I am going places. That’s all you really need to know unless you plan to come with me. […]
A RUBBER CHICKEN MUSICAL ABOUT ORDINARY LIFE
DONALD TRUMP MEETS RUBBER CHICKEN: a comedy of error
My mid life crisis began four years ago. I was successful on so many levels, but I was not fulfilled. I was happy without being content. My life was calm and stable, but there was no peace. My turmoil was inward. I need people to know that I did not intend to cause damage and […]
HOW MANY TIMES WILL I BE FAT IN MY LIFETIME? NOW AND THEN.
I should probably begin each day by reading a tech article so that I can keep up with the swarm. I should also get up before the sun rises to enjoy a short run. I know my days are best when I begin with fuel. I do not know why I have chosen to live […]
CHICKEN! WHY AM I AFRAID OF FOOD?
I have been carrying around a rubber chicken now for four years. Yes, you read that right. I said I walk around town with a rubber chicken in my hand. I take it with me nearly everywhere. People think I am weird and cooky. I don’t like knowing that people think I am strange, but […]
DO YOU HAVE A MILLIONAIRE MINDSET?
If you are single and also a woman you may have friends that tell you things like, “You shouldn’t settle for less than you deserve.” What do I deserve? Have you ever asked yourself that question and then tried to answer it? What would your first answer be? The number one answer I hear is, […]
I NEED TO GET AHEAD OF THE CURVE
I have a whole lot of people I need to loop back around to and I will tell you something about hours well spent. I am having the time of my life right now. I wish you all could feel what I feel. I feel like a liberated slave. I’ve been writing a whole lot […]